Reviews from

in the past


I played and liked this game waaaay too much.

The thought of ever playing this RTS game again fills me with dread enough for my own hair to fall off. Confusing, dissatisfactory gameplay creates a huge barrier to engage with what's going on. Funny title earns it more than half a star.

Babies first RTS. Literally, I was a baby and this was my first RTS.

não entendia nada do que era pra fazer