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"Hacete el maricon perro hijueputa"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

its like squid game with more slurs

yooo Squid Game but with Halo 3 lobbies

A Korean Netflix drama ripoff buggy mess filled with lobbies that remind me of the MW2 days.

A true masterpiece.


this is literally better fall guys

Over the past hundred thousand years that humanity has been living on this very planet, humanity has managed to create many revolutionary, fantastic and neat creations in their time.
Such as the Mona Lisa, the Telephone, and the Steam Engine.
But nothing comes as close as 2021's newest hit game created by the genius developers over at Dani called Crab Game.

Don't mind the rating. It's a perfect place to observe human condition in a completely unrestricted space. Totally recommended.

A master class in game design, cried tears of joy when I played this.

Had a lot of fun playing this with friends. Unfortunately it doesn't have much content to give it a lot of replay value to me.

There's no sex feature and my cousin has osteoporosis

it's alright for a free meme game but I could probably find a better version on roblox.

i got banned from a public server because i started to insult an e-girl, now this is oficially the best piece of media that i got the misfortune to try

You'd think this game would be bad by the premise. Putting aside the fact that it is by most metrics a "meme" game, the trials in Squid Game aren't designed with fair chances or skill in mind. They are very deliberately designed to instigate paranoia, hostility and fear among those who participate and often run on systems such as dumb luck to really push in the frustration.

Despite this, Crab Game just manages to be skill-based enough - and its physics goofy enough - to be an enjoyable time with friends or in public lobbies.

10/10. Wholesome community with no toxic voice chat whatsoever. Game is free. There are no crabs though, so I can't rate it 5-stars. Big overlook by the dev.

nunca me habian insultado tanto en mi vida, y aunque no tuviera ningun cangrejo y fuera clickbait lo jugaria de nuevo, lo recomiendo aunque se quieran culear a mi madre cada 20 segundos

A nice game to play for only 5 minutes and never again.

Só jogue esse negócio por 5 minutos e olhe lá.

I got called like 5 different slurs in the first 10 minutes. Unironically recommend

i have nothing to smile about in my life

The real funny part of this game is the unfiltered social experiment that is 40 people sharing their completely uncensored, non-moderated thoughts.

That or someone just blasts monkey screaming noises into the mic.

An uglier, buggier, less fun Fall Guys with worse controls, little variety, and an EXTREMELY toxic voice chat.

It was pretty fun to play with actual friends, but do NOT ever play public lobbies for your own sake.

the commercial is better than the game


i swear to god this isn't a joke review this is some of the most fun ive had in a massively multiplayer game in a long time

unironically the roblox version of this is better at least in that one i can dress up as joe swanson from the hit tv show family guy

Strangely enough, A pretty good game. It just needs more updates and content.