Reviews from

in the past


No fim das contas, era só um chat cheio de firulas pra quem tinha dinheiro pra comprar moedas.


It's no playstation home but hey

i couldn't get in the pool

Origin story of mr bitches

really good except for all the pedophiles

Não existe jogo de pixel art com mais estilo do que esse, e eu não to sendo irônico.

xsweetkittenx94 if you're reading this i miss and long for you

what a weird chunk of internet history and the state of socializing in games this is. how odd it is that it's still running and apparently still successful?

it probably is no longer fundamentally, mechanically or atmospherically the same game i played back when i was Way Too Young either. weird

Já foi bom, mas mesmo assim ainda tenho um carinho muito grande por esse jogo.

Fui rejeitado 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

muito ruim, porém é funny entrar com os amigos

i tried to find a gf in middle school playing this but it never worked out

Decent amount of pedos, shitty loading screens and loads of kids. Perfect recipe for amusement (for a short period of time though).

My older sister would always get so upset when she saw me trying to play this as a kid, took me some years to understand why

This game taught me I was a weeaboo from young age because even back then I thought that the japanese hotel looked way cooler than the spain one


Back in 2002, this seemed like the most advanced thing in the world to me. All through simple text prompts I met friends, became a Jedi (WITHOUT the props they've now added), joined a Professional Wrestling federation with long term stories, and more. The user customization and furni options were great...but having to mail checks to the UK and wait for credits to buy stuff was always annoying. For something that was little more than a chat room, it was a place where my imagination ran far beyond what the simple interface offered.

Since I quit in like, 03/04, it's seen a nightmarish rollercoaster of change. But when it was just plain old "Habbo Hotel," it was pretty damn magical.

Entras, dices bobba y te vas. Está bien si lo juegas de forma irónica con gente.

Perdi minha virgindade aqui

Me da mucho miedo que niños puedan acceder a esto.
Yo era un niño que accedió a esto.