Reviews from

in the past


I somehow spent my saved up money on this in 2016 during my peak nintendo fan years. Pretty sure this killed that joyful optimism in me. Scott was right, this game really fucking blows.

Only beat the first world because of how aggressively mediocre the game as a whole is, and the fact it is home to one of the worst level progression systems I have ever seen in a videogame with the destination wheel.

Literally the only thing that gave me any level of joy was the fact that whoever owned my copy of the game previously quit after just the tutorial level, but that was before I played it and realized that wasn't because whoever they were was incompetent, but because they had the common sense to recognize a turd when they see it.