The bus in this game sure went through a desert, alright. The same can be said for what I'd describe what my brain felt like after 5+ minutes of playing this.
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. You see, backloggd user Okaten previously wrote a review on Crazy Bus (https://www.backloggd.com/u/Okaten/review/1653516/) that was structured very similarly to this review of Desert Bus. He calls his brain a desert because he felt nothing through those 10 minutes of playing it, just like how there's usually nothing in a real desert.
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. You see, backloggd user Okaten previously wrote a review on Crazy Bus (https://www.backloggd.com/u/Okaten/review/1653516/) that was structured very similarly to this review of Desert Bus. He calls his brain a desert because he felt nothing through those 10 minutes of playing it, just like how there's usually nothing in a real desert.
Desert Bus is a game that has you holding down one button for a really, really, really long time.
That's it. That's the game.
Oh, but you also can't just put a weight on a button and call it a day, you have to constantly steer it so it doesn't go offroad.
Well, it's a shitty game that was made shitty on purpose. Go figure, right?
Colorblindness Rating: A
Good news, the pain of this game can be shared even to the colorblind.
Don't bother with this game, just go play something else.
That's it. That's the game.
Oh, but you also can't just put a weight on a button and call it a day, you have to constantly steer it so it doesn't go offroad.
Well, it's a shitty game that was made shitty on purpose. Go figure, right?
Colorblindness Rating: A
Good news, the pain of this game can be shared even to the colorblind.
Don't bother with this game, just go play something else.