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L.A. Noire is a hell of a interesting narrative. As a game though? Eh. It's never very satisfying as a game. Half the cases you close have chicanery afoot so you feel wrong even when the game is praising you. The combat isn't anything worth writing home about. Hand-to-Hand fighting is passable. Shooting is light-weight. Feels like you're shooting air.

L.A. Noire presents an open world and similar to Mafia II, the open world is just set dressing. You can explore it I guess, but there isn't much to see. Sure the world is detailed, they spent years crafting it but once you've seen it...that's it. There's hidden cars and landmarks but who cares about either? Street Crimes offer the only other form of content with substance. There's 40 of these, they all have a unique cutscene and action sequence. They're fine, but that's it. Just to give you a little taste of violence in between detective work. They don't even really feel like canon events. Like Herschel Biggs will tell you that he hasn't shot his gun in the life of duty directly after bodying a guy in a car chase.

The game's true shine is the voice acting and facial expressions. Characters like Phelps, Roy Earle and Rusty Galloway feel so real because of their nuanced expressions. Roy's smug, shit eating face, Rusty's seasoned bulldog look. Even in the background you can see great character work just by how Phelps is twisting his face up. Cutscenes are worth rewatching here and there. This really coulda been a TV show. The best parts can just be done by a human being irl.

This coulda been like the greatest Point-n-Click game of all time. I'd still recommend it at a curiosity. The story is worth it. It just doesn't quite translate to the video game medium.

L.A. Noire was well ahead of its time on release, when playing through the "remaster" I'm not exactly sure what it changes or adds to. I think the story itself has aged not for the better.. it still confuses the heck out of me. That is not a spoiler relax! I love the vintage Los Angeles setting, the team put so much effort and time into recreating the era. Driving and shooting are def L.A. Noire's weak points, but I look at as a positive since they weren't trying to showcase that type of gameplay even though it is here. The interviews and putting together cases and evidence are the focal points. I think L.A. Noire is still a fun unique experience even if you've never played before.

This game is flawed but still a really good detective game if that’s your thing. Has a strong start but really falls off toward the end. The story is undercooked and confusing. the ending legitimately sucks. Phelps is one of the weaker Rockstar Protagonist. 1940s LA is a great setting. I wish there were less cases with more detail and intrigue. Rockstar should stop shilling micro transactions to 12 year olds and make a sequel because this game deserves one.

it was fun and interesting at the start, 15+ hours in its pretty boring, never feel like coming back to it.