Nada faz sentido aqui. Nada funciona.

at the start of this game I had yet to figure out that you needed to hold up to grab onto the rope and by holding down and jumping I somehow managed to warp through the ground to the end of the stage like it was a sonic zip. this marked the first and only good experience I had with this game. agdq hit me up

I hate that this is one of the first games you see when you boot any sort of major 16-bit console, alphabetically of course.

Why on earth do they make games aimed at the lower teen market so freaking hard? The graphics are actually not that bad, in fact they're actually pretty great if a little samey but the music is like fingernails down a blackboard

It's not, but it feels like a platformer designed by the British. Ugly graphics, bad jump feel, nonsense level design. I will not expound on this.