Reviews from

in the past


Biker girl gang pummels their way to dominance, recruiting defeated bosses, buying decorations for their room, and making scary faces at one another in intimidation mini-games. It's heaven on paper, but is marred by a simple one-button control scheme that makes combat either boring or intensely punishing depending on what items you purchase to bolster your stats. But hey, one of the boss fights takes place to a cover of "Holding Out for a Hero" so...

It's also got some incredibly damaging fatphobia in there which has aged like rotten milk, so be aware of that before starting.

Cho Aniki for the ladies. You can spot this devteam's work from space. A poorly balanced, rotten feeling Final Fight clone carried hard by the aesthetics of the sukeban-bosozoku themed spritework and rockabilly soundtrack. It won me over by letting me buy a cool poster of the game's composer to put on the wall of my room.

+ detailed, cool, and funny spritework and a fitting soundtrack really sell the vibes
+ the room customization between stages is a cute touch even if it doesnt really do anything
- gameplay is repetitive and depthless, the whole roster feels samey, and the difficulty is only either irritatingly brutal or boringly easy
- the grossly overdetailed spritework was mostly what i expected but man this has like the most hateful depiction of a fat lady ive ever seen jeez

I still think I'll play it again sometime, though...