Absolute rubbish. It's not remotely scary, the themes and execution are heavy-handed as hell, and the writing across the board is juvenile at best. Worst of all are the live-action cutscenes that feature the worst dubbing I've seen since watching a VHS copy of John Woo's Hard Boiled back in the 90s as a wee nipper. Konami's attempt at reviving the Silent Hill IP is going to fall flat on its face if this, Ascension and that trailer for SH2 at the SoP are anything to go by.

Actually no, worst of all is the final chase sequence that elicits raw frustration more than anything resembling fear or panic. You have to run around in a maze avoiding the world's unscariest monster, and collect five random mahoojiggies in order to open the way forward. It is awful.

P.T. this ain't.

Reviewed on Feb 01, 2024


5 Comments


3 months ago

Silent Hill is in the lowest spot in franchise history, and we thought the 360 era and the Kijima game cancellation were as bad as it could get. Ascension is quite possibly the biggest gaming disaster of the past decade, what they showed of Silent Hill 2 remake makes it look like they missed the point entirely and fans are hating it, and I don't even know what The Short Message is supposed to represent. At this point Silent Hill F may be the last hope.

3 months ago

Kojima*

3 months ago

@Ghost_Of_SAS I know it's not widely liked, but I'm something of a champion of Downpour. I think that game had a lot going for it. Short Message makes Downpour look like the crème de la crème of survival horror. Take me back to those days if this is the kind of shit we're gonna be getting now.

That SH2 trailer from yesterday was SO disappointing. I was rooting for Bloober to hit it out of the park. The reveal trailer really impressed me. But man, what was shown yesterday was woeful. Why is there a message on the wall that reads "Reap what you sow" lol! Like... what?! Who signed off on that.

3 months ago

Homecoming was a turd though, yeah.

3 months ago

@acquiescence they should have used Comeback Kid as soundtrack, just to go all the way. I don't know what business decision it is to make a Silent Hill 2 remake and introduce it to the world as an action shooter. Even if the final product isn't that, the fact they chose to market it this way is shameful.