Nothing Squeenix ever does will make me think Zack Fair is good and/or cool. In fact, the more I learn about him the more I start to actively dislike him.

There is a part of me that feels fundamentally opposed to all the "Compilation of Final Fantasy VII" stuff because FF7 on its own is such an exquisitely self-contained thing. Like, they did a great job with it! We don't need every little detail explained and expanded upon! It frequently makes things worse! Sometimes you do still end up with something that is Cool and Fun (Advent Children) but mostly you end up with stuff that is Bad and Sucks (Crisis Core).

I didn't realize just how much this game pushes Zack and Aerith together. I had always assuming the fandom shipping them was based on some crumbs but they are pretty clearly Together in this, huh. I am choosing to ship Zack with Tseng out of pure spite because both Aerith and Cloud deserve better than this dumpster boy.

Genesis constantly dropping in to quote a play is very stupid and funny. Genesis walked so V Devilmaycryfive could run.

weird prank from squeenix to name the trans woman "Cissnei" but okay

Reviewed on Mar 26, 2024


4 Comments


1 month ago

every single piece of final fantasy vii you consume i'm like am i finally gonna disagree with alexa about something and every time i'm like nope alexa's a genius

anyway i've been obsessed with cissnei since i was thirteen years old for no discernible reason

1 month ago

when 11 year old me saw zack be like "i wish i had wings like a bird so i could be free" it like, made me understand what art is. Ever since then ive sadly been chained to the cult of zack fair. no matter how annoying they write him or how nasally the va for him is, i am cursed to forever think he is both good and cool, and honestly its a prison i fully deserve

1 month ago

Her name is meant to be read as "Cis? Nay!" I think

30 days ago

That Cissnei comment reads like the people who get mad when they hear Koreans say "you" lol