"Now I have become Kingdom Hearts!" -Xehanort, probably

This is like being served a delicious 5 course meal, and then the waiter brings you a piece of stale cake for dessert.

Average Final Fantasy 1 Boss: "Lord Dominator, Conqueror of Souls!"
Average Final Fantasy 2 Boss: "5 Frogs."

This is just single player Dungeons and Dragons.

This game has fishing, dog petting, and sex. Perfect game.