> "We're making a Mario Kart mobile game"
> "Yooo this could be pretty neat"
> It's everything you hoped it wouldn't be

This thing is filled with modern mobile gaming's usual (as EA would say) Surprise Mechanics™.

Introduces some interesting new ideas to the series, I'll give it that. Reverse courses and remixed courses are really nice and I'd like to see it implemented into the next mainline game.

Also this game has the best roster in any Mario Kart game... Why. Why.