Worked a 9 - 5, this shit doesn't even phase me anymore.

Yeah, I'm part of Da Crew, wanna see my badge? (I reach into my pockets and pull out nothing but lint) Wha? N...no...

Wow! Pretty robots! Maybe the layoffs aren't so bad!

Game about killing one man over and over... What do you guys think? #Deserved or #Undeserved ?

Gorbert the Pig when Claire takes a picture of him squirking his nuts dry: 😮

British people when their favourite store, "TrapLand," does not have an item they sought.