Zagreus, son of Hades, friend of me.

Ugly ass designs.

Oh look it's the stupid one, ok stop looking let's move on.

The jumpscare is so stupid he just takes a step going "shkeeeee!"

It's objectively the best one.

My friend told me about this game by saying it gave them nightmares and now I can tell you with 90% confidence the lore of the first 5 games so thanks a lot you dickhead you've ruined me.

T-boned the fuck out of shoemaker!!!

Fuck this review, the song i'm listening to is SLAPPING!

Oh gods I'm a freak.

Sometimes the sickest parts of my mince like brain screech at me to do another run. One day I'm going to yield, what's another 8 hours after all?

I don't think it's possible for me to be any worse at a game.

It's really that shrimple!

What are they aiming at in the picture? Crazy men!

You is Gone...

I mean fucking yeah... Fuck...