Ooo boy this is a hard one to talk about
Absolutely DOGSHIT in some areas, unfortunately, it’s MOST areas
First off the motive of the Origami killer makes so fucking sense at all
Second off, Half of Ethan Mars ‘trials’ or whatever you call it make so sense. Like why is there a car chase scene this is so fucking stupid
Third of, David cage can NOT keep his dick in his pants when it comes to Madison, girl actually has the flirty walk from the sims 4, constantly gets sexulized in every way possible and her insomnia becomes completely irrelevant and doesn’t seem to impact her by the end of the story (why make that apart of her character?? I’m sure Cage actually forgot she has that because of how busy he was masturbating to the god awful strip tease scene)
And don’t get me started on the fucking controls, I stopped for two days once I got up to the part where Madison is pick locking, AND THE VOICE ACTING BROOO 💀💀💀
It’s saving Grace is that all the protagonists are actually very interesting characters, ESPICALLY Norman. Norman unironically carries the whole game, he is by far the most fun and unique and is basically human Connor. I also love Blake and Lauren. Soundtrack goes hard to but it’s sometimes louder than the characters (also the audio is kinda trash)
Despite the overwhelming amount of issues this is by far the most fun serious game I have ever played 😭😭

Reviewed on Apr 18, 2024


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