I now exclusively shop at Best Buy and listen to The Doors. That's Right: I Suck

She Fish In My Valley Until I Pass Out At 2AM

ruined my life irrevocably. 5 Stars!

One middle school summer, I wanted to play this game at night. Playing on the bongos is super loud, however, so I took my setup outside. My dad heard me, thought someone was trying to break in, and brought a knife

This Kind Of Smart, Boardable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

This review contains spoilers

None of the people with reviews raging about losing will survive the harsh winter. We will pick the meat from their skin and grind their bones for fuel. That's right. They must die so that we may survive. Anyway this game sucks

I've played some toxic games but this is the only place I've ever been told to kill myself. by user cumeater67. And I think that's special.

Jeff Bezos, you sly son of a bitch... you got me

There are two kinds of reviews on this page, "Too hard, 1 star" and "Too hard, 5 stars". Should be clear where I stand.

Occultist, my beloved.

The Legend of Zelda: Nuts & Bolts (2008)

I feel strongly that the joy of exploration is the best part of BOTW and that it is largely lost in this game.