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i play this almost exclusively to spite you, john

I absolutely adore this game, but dynamaxing is essentially the same thing as mega battle from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash.

I spent dozens of minutes bypassing the language barriers erected solely to prevent America from playing Phantasy Star Online back in the day, since my friends were gushing about how excited they were for this to come out. I lied about my country of origin. My emails from Sega and YouTube are still in Japanese by default to this day, and if I ever step into Japan I may be shot on sight. When I finally logged in on my contemporary toaster laptop, I made my own Original the Character. After hours of labor, moving sliders to the maximum side of either direction and giggling more and more as my character got progressively ridiculous, Lappy McBunBuns was born on July 18, 2012. I then proceeded to not play a single actual second of game playing however this game's gameplay plays. But I can tell you, friend, I didn't regret any of them

put all my money into circuit city stock and then killed myself

marvel had no idea what they unleashed by letting capcom of japan draw psylocke sprites

Sheldon Cooper, Adolf Hitler, Goku Black and Peter Griffin go to war. Fortnite is two steps away.

Massive improvement from Unity, they got rid of a ton of the stuff that made both the game and the platinum tedious. Victorian London was a pretty cool setting, had very likeable main characters plus a much needed grappling hook mechanic. Other than that the plot is still kinda mediocre and the villains very forgettable. The platinum still has a fair share of annoying stuff, but again not as bad as Unity.

portable mario? check. lotsa levels? check. fun powerups? check. the best 3DS game? probably.

Good game I do think that the parkour is a bit overrated, besides that pretty good game.