Not since “The Lord of King” have I seen such a limp wet towel of a Japanese original name for a game that was mercifully changed into something forgettably appropriate instead. “Crying”? Are you kidding me? Did you stub your toe at the same time you were coming up with that? What’s the sequel going to be, Giggling? Grow the fuck up, we’re calling it Bio Hazard Battle. It’s a battle, you’re fighting biological enemies, and yeah sure, I guess they’re a hazard to your immediate health. If you don’t like it, then you know who’s really going to be crying? The localization team, when they suddenly find themselves packing up their shit out of their offices because corporate just saw the sales figures for North America and realized no nineties boys wanted to buy a game called Crying. CRYING, for fucks sake

Reviewed on Feb 21, 2024


4 Comments


2 months ago

It's all over but the bio-hazard battle

2 months ago

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2 months ago

@cowboyjosh “Bio-Hazard Battle” is my favorite song by Roy Orbison

2 months ago

A lot of people know the Hank Williams cover but personally I prefer Elvis’s more dulcet rendition of Blue Eyes Bio-Hazard Battle In the Rain.

2 months ago

crying