Pure schlock in every sense. While I commend it for having paths with a unique playstyle to all of them, they don't blend together into anything fun or cohesive. And considering how much time, effort, and money went into it for it to just come out like a lukewarm fart, I'd be lying if I didn't say it was bad. Like, very bad. Although I will end this review on a positive note, mostly because the zombie president had me laughing all throughout the game.