(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
The one that there's no internet is fine, but I like to play the website where it's like hacked so you can play online? And uh so
It's like
Uh
It's so you can only jump, and there's cactus... cactodes... cacti? And uh you have to jump over them with Space, but you can crouch with the down arrow and jump with the up arrow. And if you win you get a secret being. No, bean. Like, "these are some yummy beans." And sh- And- You get hit by a meteor and go bleh, and there's a pituh- ter- pterathing that if you get hit you die. (Dad: Are you just making this stuff up?) No! There is! So, have to crouch, uhh (gets distracted by TV) why are they dancing
The one that there's no internet is fine, but I like to play the website where it's like hacked so you can play online? And uh so
It's like
Uh
It's so you can only jump, and there's cactus... cactodes... cacti? And uh you have to jump over them with Space, but you can crouch with the down arrow and jump with the up arrow. And if you win you get a secret being. No, bean. Like, "these are some yummy beans." And sh- And- You get hit by a meteor and go bleh, and there's a pituh- ter- pterathing that if you get hit you die. (Dad: Are you just making this stuff up?) No! There is! So, have to crouch, uhh (gets distracted by TV) why are they dancing