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To truly understand this game, one must cast their mind back to the early days of Xbox 360. Days before a certain "Minecraft" was available on the console's arcade store. Castleminer Z served as a sandbox playground for console gamers to live out their dreams of mining, crafting, and killing zombies with friends. A woeful game, but it was all we had.

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A masterfully interweaved story presented through the eyes of a clinically insane protagonist. At every stage of the game, you have to ask yourself whether the events unfolding before your very eyes are real or a figment of your imagination. The final moments of the game will leave you speechless as it is revealed that you are, in fact, the mentalist. Everything else is terrible.

Hmmm.... this game is OK, but I think it would be a lot better with cheap looking 3D graphics and a shitty fake genesis soundfont for half the soundtrack