MUST SEE!!! GAMERS STRAP UP FOR TEAM HUMANITY, IT'S TIME TO DEFEAT THE GLOBALIST VAMPIRE SCUM DEMONS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY!!!

Important notes:
- you get to hear Alex Jones himself say the duck meme, never thought I'd see the day
- I could see a lot of people stealing the Gay Frog sprite for PFP's
- There's like one music track that loops over & over
- The sprite art is actually pretty decent, not amazing but better than it would need to be
- I did not know the context of "Paul McCartney died 50 years ago" until I looked it up
- we now get clips of Alex Jones reading weapon loadouts, "Mission Complete" & "Try Again!" for your soundboards
- there's just a giant skeleton on the Epstein level, I think he just wanted to add a cool giant skeleton
- It's the world's easiest Contra, they really don't want you (or Alex...) to lose so you get showered with extra lives

(btw I did not pay for this, the $17.76 joke on Steam is kind of funny but actually paying that for a 40 minute game is absurd)

(also also, I did not plan to play this on Jan. 6th, it's just a serendipitous occasion)