Have you ever heard of Outer Wilds, the fascinating game developed by Mobius Digital? You should play Outer Wilds...
Wait, do you want me to tell you what it's about? Dude, I can't tell you anything about the game, it would ruin your experience, but trust me.
What are you saying? Don't you want to buy a game without knowing what it's about? Dude, it's Outer Wilds, how would you not want to play Outer Wilds? But of course... Outer Wilds is not for everyone...
Wait, do you want me to tell you what it's about? Dude, I can't tell you anything about the game, it would ruin your experience, but trust me.
What are you saying? Don't you want to buy a game without knowing what it's about? Dude, it's Outer Wilds, how would you not want to play Outer Wilds? But of course... Outer Wilds is not for everyone...