KonataIzumi
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Persona 3
2006
It’s about making the most of your short time in life yet it’s 82 hours long? Hypocrisy much?
Persona 3 Reload
2024
Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass
Half-Life
1998
Half-Assed
Twenty years later and these devs still haven’t realized turn based combat is boring as shit
zoomer vs doomer dab off
This review contains spoilers
Ten chances to add Geno and all ten of them wasted on lame ass anime characters
The hit rates are fucking awful, fuck you if you defend them
The hit rates are fucking awesome, fuck you if you hate them
Why am I supposed to feel bad for an entitled millennial whining about how it’s hard to be an adult? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, dumbass
Sex with the Devil
2021
No I will not have sex with George W. Bush
Mortal Kombat 1
2023
Such a shame that NetherRealm lost to the woke mind virus. I used to admire their commitment to one of the highest values of conservatism: treating workers like shit
Shin Megami Tensei V
2021
great combat, great exploration, banging music, a story so ass taking a shit was more pleasant than engaging with what this game wanted to tell.
Talking flowers, really?
This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.
This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.
Stand Name: Down With The Sickness
Stand User: DestroyerOfMid
Power: B
Speed: B
Range: D
Staying: C
Precision: C
Potential: C
Description: A shadowy humanoid figure that primarily fights using a scythe. When an object or organism is targeted by the user, the stand will render its judgement upon the target by shouting “PEAK” or “MID.” If the stand shouts the former, it will lack any means of damaging the target. However, if the stand shouts the latter, hits from its scythe will completely destroy the target at the atomic level.
Stand User: DestroyerOfMid
Power: B
Speed: B
Range: D
Staying: C
Precision: C
Potential: C
Description: A shadowy humanoid figure that primarily fights using a scythe. When an object or organism is targeted by the user, the stand will render its judgement upon the target by shouting “PEAK” or “MID.” If the stand shouts the former, it will lack any means of damaging the target. However, if the stand shouts the latter, hits from its scythe will completely destroy the target at the atomic level.