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"Wow"
ocean fishing is peak
This game is carried by its visuals, strong system mechanics, fun lobby system, great online, solid roster…ok fine this is a good ass fighting game
The Scary Maze Game
2003
When I was around 9 years old, the website I played this on tried to desperately warn me by saying I needed "nerves of steel" for this game. I didn't know what those words meant. 2 minutes later, shit made me freeze up so bad that it felt like brain paralysis. The first episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People was downloading in the background. My family was in the other room, blissfully unaware of what I just stumbled into. And there I was, absolutely frozen in my chair. Presumably, taking a mental note that I should probably be more careful of the internet from there on out. I proceeded to do some research on screamers, memorized how a couple of them looked, and vowed to never be tricked into seeing them ever again.
A couple months later, my friend put headphones on me and started playing that car coffee commercial. I jumped out of the chair before the jumpscare even happened, knowing full well what this was. My research... paid off in the end.
I haven't just mastered you, you fucking piece of shit of a browser game. I've mastered how to dodge them all.
A couple months later, my friend put headphones on me and started playing that car coffee commercial. I jumped out of the chair before the jumpscare even happened, knowing full well what this was. My research... paid off in the end.
I haven't just mastered you, you fucking piece of shit of a browser game. I've mastered how to dodge them all.
Pokémon Channel
2003
Rot your brain while watching Pikachu rot his brain. He won't let me outside. I'm trapped, please help me.
He keeps guessing incorrectly at the quiz show and we're in extreme debt. I've seen Pichu Bros. 3,934 times and he still laughs when the Houndoom dies. I can't take it anymore.
He keeps guessing incorrectly at the quiz show and we're in extreme debt. I've seen Pichu Bros. 3,934 times and he still laughs when the Houndoom dies. I can't take it anymore.
The more time passes, the harder it is to wrestle with how weird this game is to recommend. I want to tell all my sweaty action gamers to start on Critical and skip all the cutscenes, and I sincerely believe it’s the way to play, but I also realize that’s not a realistic experience whatsoever lmfao.
That intrusive thought verbalized, it doesn’t change how I feel about the game itself. Not sure I have more to add on top of what I said in this video: https://youtu.be/RYdFpv9Ay7o?si=XKNPVk13CDzhNzn8
That intrusive thought verbalized, it doesn’t change how I feel about the game itself. Not sure I have more to add on top of what I said in this video: https://youtu.be/RYdFpv9Ay7o?si=XKNPVk13CDzhNzn8
Ninja Gaiden
1988
This game is like abusive relationship
U love it but it hurts :))
U love it but it hurts :))
Pokémon Violet
2022
I think that sex with Rika
The developers could have hidden a new Star Fox game on the Game Over screen, and nobody would ever find out.
Talking flowers, really?
This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.
This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.
