I played this a ton on Android, and I loved it to bits. I never did get the true ending due to having a few cards straggling, and I kind of put it down.

However, when I upgraded my phone, I noticed Million Onion Hotel. It was like an old friend was calling me to reunite and finish what I never was able to do. So I did. I played through it again, and about 19,000 ‘hum-hum’s later, I collected every story card, beat my old high score in the process, and got the true ending. I already loved this game, but the true ending made me love it even more. Underneath the deceivingly simple and addicting arcade gameplay, there is a genuinely pretty thought-provoking story. For how little story scenes there are, I’m surprised at how long they stuck with me. When going back to it, even after nearly a year, I remembered all of it to the finest details. The true ending was the cherry on top.

Absolutely lovely game, ton of fun, will keep you engaged for hours, will never let you look at onions the same way again, will make you see line patterns in your sleep, will make the hums of the magic onions embedded into your brain, and will leave you with a new appreciation for life.

Love & Peace! Yay!