holy FUCK I forgot how brutal this game is. haven't played it in a long time, but picked it up because a friend was playing and I just kinda... got into it and played it pretty quick.

FUCK Emperor Bulblax and whatever the hell he stands for. oh my GOD. such a shitty and ridiculous final boss. he jumps way too much and it gets ridiculously difficult as a result, because time is being wasted watching him jump. unless I was doing something wrong? I dunno tho. either way, wow, that pissed me off.

Pikmin, even flower Pikmin, are incredibly slow in all aspects. they are also incredibly susceptible to being knocked over. oh my god. it just kept happening. they kept getting crushed and eaten because they would not get up and run away. I was whistling, I was pushing on the stick, but it just kept happening. RIP all those Pikmin. I had over 500 Pikmin deaths. I'm sure I've done better in the past... though now that I think about it, I do wonder how. questions I don't have answers to. anyway.
still a pretty solid game but it is so fucking hard with only Olimar. the areas are huge and so you're trying to do many things at a time but it's very hard to manage that. it took me 21 days to get all the parts, and I know I've done it faster before, but I am out of practice and struggled a lot. not sure I'm interested in getting better at this game again, but playing it once again was ok.

Reviewed on Feb 20, 2023


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