every match you play online will feel like hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

practically identical tetris block shaped maps, a dumb ass battle pass that has no reason to exist, and the horrendous nonexistent matchmaking system (ha ha this isnt a salt post what are you talking about) just fucking demolish this game for me. i feel like i'm just forcing myself to play this shit so i don't look back in a year and feel guilty for not playing in every splatfest.

salmon run will always be fire though. still hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby though. istg they need a separate queue for people who eat crayons