Huh? What's mascot horror doing in your timeline? First good question asked all night. The second is "will you be my pookie bear?" but I guess it's too soon for those kind of demands. I know I won't play no kind of mascot horrors anytime soon hides Security Breach but I'll judge what I watched. I know I just admited to reviewing something I haven't experienced for myself but, honest, I feel like that's true of many reviews for this genre, bonus points because I spared myself the stress these lil plushes would have given me. They remind me of mini-Marios but they eepy cweepy.
The lore is fucked up as one would expect, inviting theorists to throw their hat in the ring (or well, see if their hat is still unscathed, this is its own chapter debunking theories from the previous ones after all). I imagine they placed all their hope into MatPat only for him to bow out the grind. He'd say shit like, huuuuh catnap puts me in beauty sleep mode wake me up when the boss fight is over. It's not the tried and true run for your dear life end sequence... it's kind of a miss but I respect trying.
Lile the previous chapters, there's a great ambience. It's more polished than it ought to be considering the controversies around the game since day one. I'm only now realizing, but selling merch of evil plushes killing kids to actual kids is wild. Who wanna sex on the momma long legs bed wearing the huggy wuggy onesie with me? Man forget I asked. I need to solve another ray puzzle before ms. baldi chases me in the hallways. Teachers these days go through iron shutters while I go through manic episodes and they think they have every right to do so because they're on strike. Forget it this review is done and dusted.
The lore is fucked up as one would expect, inviting theorists to throw their hat in the ring (or well, see if their hat is still unscathed, this is its own chapter debunking theories from the previous ones after all). I imagine they placed all their hope into MatPat only for him to bow out the grind. He'd say shit like, huuuuh catnap puts me in beauty sleep mode wake me up when the boss fight is over. It's not the tried and true run for your dear life end sequence... it's kind of a miss but I respect trying.
Lile the previous chapters, there's a great ambience. It's more polished than it ought to be considering the controversies around the game since day one. I'm only now realizing, but selling merch of evil plushes killing kids to actual kids is wild. Who wanna sex on the momma long legs bed wearing the huggy wuggy onesie with me? Man forget I asked. I need to solve another ray puzzle before ms. baldi chases me in the hallways. Teachers these days go through iron shutters while I go through manic episodes and they think they have every right to do so because they're on strike. Forget it this review is done and dusted.