You guys were right. She didn't expect the Spanish inquisition. But at what cost...? Give her enough time to be a paying customer and she's the one giving a hell of a show. That whole industry is cooked. Speaking of cooking: she can cook a mean cake doe, who said that part sucks? Opinion rights revoked (I love u guys)! Toadsworth was indeed caught after bouts of hate speech in 2011. That's a sign of growth for Peach: the situation goes haywire and you think that of me?? No... I am the one who advises! Please note that not requiring all collectibles this time was also her idea. YES QUEEN 🙌

She's like "Go girl give us nothing 🥰" bruh nah BRUUUUH FR AINT NO WAY BLBLBL but come on it's a perfectly competent platformer 🤓 you are not in complete control of the theater kid for she of royal descent has to capture the audience's smiles. There is always something memorable to look forward to in every level! Like the full-scale offensive in Vietnam, and- oh good heavens, she got the quiet kid's favorite subjects. Still, she is pretty good at stopping what's usually grand theft and mass kidnapping. They're always taking her lightly... jokes on them, she will become Light itself if unsupervised and have a Kirby 64 ahh final battle (that was like, evangelion level of crazy oh my days i am shaking rn)

Peach is the true embodiment of Barbie's ethics. She has 10 part-time jobs and 0 exes. Good for her! The early spotlight is shed on her swordmaster gig, and she really mastered it for sure it almost feels like she's running on auto-pilot! As she craves more violence, we have other versions of her like kung-fu and power ranger where she shows what a white woman is made of when the new Animal Crossing resident is ugly. While one is the powerscaling to end all powerscaling, the other has overly simplified QTEs. Cowgirl Peach, however, is a whole nother Peach. That horse kinda overshadows her tbh but then she becomes a ninja and we cheered. She can either sneak around or find out... your choice.

Apart from Thief Peach, who's kinda swagging that british energy the rest are more laidback. Detective Peach also sports that british attire, I noticed a few unique ideas but overall not my thing. Ice skater and mermaid kind of fall into the same umbrella as she's girlpowering her way to stardom. Now, in most situations, there's one type of enemies and they're free kills to add to Peach's prison sentence. The bosses are cool however, some are really easy but they've got good gimmicks (albeit could be sped up a bit I ain't got all day). Nobody looked better than my Peach with the special dress, matching with my little pet star, we are being so dazzling on main.

Reviewed on Jun 04, 2024


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18 days ago

"Peach is the true embodiment of Barbie's ethics. She has 10 part-time jobs and 0 exes."

Lol, this sent me