People complaining that this game didn't age well clearly aren't old enough to remember that this game always sucked.

...barely.

Just a mediocre Qix clone, but gets an extra star for the split wet beaver (that randomly turns into Freddy Krueger or Pinhead) and the hilarious soundtrack.

Just, uhhh, for the record... I list this game as Completed, rather than retired, because if you beat it on level nine, starting with a height of five, you get to watch Russian dancers/musicians and see the space shuttle take off, so... yeah.