Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made by buying this fucking dlc for 8 dollars that adds like no content at all but you get to play the game all over again with characters that are much cooler than the now boring rebooted-ass protag we have.
Receiving this game for christmas was the point at which I started just sending people URLs when they asked what I wanted, or just giving them something no one can possibly fuck up like "a stool."