if you play this game, you got bitches

this game unironically sucks ass. Multiplayer is shitty COD, story is alright. I feel like im chewing on soap when shooting the bad guys. Also, MASTER CHIEF IS NOT GREEN. WHAT THE FUCK BILL GATES

this pleases my eyes. why the fuck do you aim with motion control, which dumbass made this decision. Mr nintendo please fire them, add a ranked mode and replace the paint with bullets, and the children with army people. then it would be 5 stars

this game has a grapple hook. instant 4 stars

it's CSGO + Overwatch. This game is dogass. I'd rather play with my balls than play this game.

cantina theme hits diff. funny yoda death

big green man fights with TWO guns. twice as good 20/10

I have too many hours on this game. There are too many russian children with mics up their arse

mr steam, please add sex, the chicken is so hot.

eating your friends is fun. penguin suit slaps. propeller suit slaps.

now THIS black ops game has a protagonist who can count. 10/10