you'll have to forgive me for lying a bit by putting "mastered" here, i didn't do super luigi galaxy because i love this game but not enough to do the whole game again a second time in a row

anyways i love this game despite the hiccups, and i think most people already know it slaps. gameplay is great, atmosphere is great, music is great, rest in peace to whoever wrote the story since he clearly got shot to death by miyamoto after giving rosalina a backstory

so instead im gonna rank the bosses (based on prosafia gaming's video i guess)! enjoy:

21) mandibug stack: this is not a boss, get outta here

20) topmaniac #2: this one is identical to the first one but it happens in the literal penultimate galaxy so i hate it

19) baron brrr: of all the things to make a boss of, why these enemies?? idk

18) topmaniac #1: uhhhh

17) bugaboom: kinda lame and really easy

16) tarantox: i forgot this was a boss

15) undergrunt gunner #2: undergrunt gunner (this one is worse because it made me use spring mario)

14) undergrunt gunner #1 and #3: undergrunt gunner

13) kamella #2: doesn't feel rehashed like some of the other bosses but the new setting doesnt do much to make this boss any harder

12) major burrows: pretty easy but neat. i got scared by him trying to claw at you as a kid.

11) kamella #1: pretty fun for the part of the game you fight her in. im not sure why she wasnt the one that sent mario flying in the intro though

10) dino piranha: good first boss. easy but it's a nice introduction

9) king kaliente #1: slaps

8) king kaliente #2: a good evolution of the first fight but really weird as a grand star battle. still, its a good fight.

7) bowser jr.: why do you fight him second, i don get it

6) bowser #1 and #2: these fights feel the same, they're both good

5) megaleg: ok this one is easy but the spectacle and the music really save it

4) fiery dino piranha: actually not a rehash. it's cool to fight a souped up version of the first boss that's legitimately challenging

3) bowser #3: really good finale but i wish the final phase took three hits instead of two so i could hear the theme longer. its always sad when its over too fast

2) bouldergeist: this boss is so cool!!! the daredevil variant is honestly pretty tricky if you arent careful, and the normal variant is just hard enough for where its placed in the game

1) kingfin: absolute peak. love this terrifying bastard. this has the stage presence of megaleg with more difficulty to match. easily my favorite.

0) bubble blast galaxy

Reviewed on Aug 05, 2023


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