you'll have to forgive me for lying a bit by putting "mastered" here, there is no way to master this game. it just breaks you until you just wanna stop playing
anyways i have a hard time loving this game despite the positives, and i think most people already know it has problems. gameplay is great, atmosphere is, music is amazing, rest in peace to whoever wrote the first game's story since he clearly got shot to death by miyamoto after giving rosalina a backstory
so instead im gonna rank the bosses (based on prosafia gaming's video i guess)! enjoy:
17) mandibug stack: fucking why
16) bowser #3: okay so the first phase is fine but the true final battle is so insulting that i can't rank this highly at all. are you fucking kidding me? you're gonna make one of the greatest final boss tracks play during THIS fight? holy hell what a letdown
15) squizzard: this boss isnt technically as bad as some of the others but im legitimately offended they gave THIS boss the daredevil comet. it's pathetically easy and has really lame animations. what the fuck is a squizzard, dude
14) sorbetti: zzzzz
13) bugaboom: this is one of the more unusual choices for "bosses we really gotta bring back." it's basically the same fight idk
12) gobblegut: Ohhhhh, Gobblegut... Dinner's on! Don't forget to protect your bellyache bulges!
11) rollodillo: weirdly this boss is a lot harder to hit the first time and then after that its really really easy. weird, but i like using the rock mushroom
10) peewee piranha: basically the same as dino piranha despite the differences? i guess its fine
9) fire gobblegut: unlike fiery dino piranha this recolor mostly just makes the boss more confusing. it's fine, though, and is definitely more difficult
8) prince pikante: a cute reference to the first game. real easy, though, especially for taking place this late into the game
7) whomp king: this one's a cute reference to super mario 64. simple by design, it's perfectly functional as a boss, even if its real late into the game
6) giga lakitu: not difficult but aiming the shells can be a little tricky. i like the drum beat he does when doing the lightning attack
5) glamdozer: psyching this boss out is actually pretty fun. just a good, solid boss fight
4) digga leg: fun little callback to the first game. nowhere near as cool, but its lots of fun for an early game boss
3) bowser jr.'s boomsday machine: this is the megaleg of galaxy 2. the tank reveal is still awesome even after all these years
2) bowser #1 and #2: i actually like these a bit more than the bowser fights in 1. wasn't expecting that.
1) megahammer: the absolute PEAK of this game. amazing ost and boss design. i only wish the fight could've lasted longer. this shit's so cool
0) bubble blast galaxy (is not in this game)
anyways i have a hard time loving this game despite the positives, and i think most people already know it has problems. gameplay is great, atmosphere is, music is amazing, rest in peace to whoever wrote the first game's story since he clearly got shot to death by miyamoto after giving rosalina a backstory
so instead im gonna rank the bosses (based on prosafia gaming's video i guess)! enjoy:
17) mandibug stack: fucking why
16) bowser #3: okay so the first phase is fine but the true final battle is so insulting that i can't rank this highly at all. are you fucking kidding me? you're gonna make one of the greatest final boss tracks play during THIS fight? holy hell what a letdown
15) squizzard: this boss isnt technically as bad as some of the others but im legitimately offended they gave THIS boss the daredevil comet. it's pathetically easy and has really lame animations. what the fuck is a squizzard, dude
14) sorbetti: zzzzz
13) bugaboom: this is one of the more unusual choices for "bosses we really gotta bring back." it's basically the same fight idk
12) gobblegut: Ohhhhh, Gobblegut... Dinner's on! Don't forget to protect your bellyache bulges!
11) rollodillo: weirdly this boss is a lot harder to hit the first time and then after that its really really easy. weird, but i like using the rock mushroom
10) peewee piranha: basically the same as dino piranha despite the differences? i guess its fine
9) fire gobblegut: unlike fiery dino piranha this recolor mostly just makes the boss more confusing. it's fine, though, and is definitely more difficult
8) prince pikante: a cute reference to the first game. real easy, though, especially for taking place this late into the game
7) whomp king: this one's a cute reference to super mario 64. simple by design, it's perfectly functional as a boss, even if its real late into the game
6) giga lakitu: not difficult but aiming the shells can be a little tricky. i like the drum beat he does when doing the lightning attack
5) glamdozer: psyching this boss out is actually pretty fun. just a good, solid boss fight
4) digga leg: fun little callback to the first game. nowhere near as cool, but its lots of fun for an early game boss
3) bowser jr.'s boomsday machine: this is the megaleg of galaxy 2. the tank reveal is still awesome even after all these years
2) bowser #1 and #2: i actually like these a bit more than the bowser fights in 1. wasn't expecting that.
1) megahammer: the absolute PEAK of this game. amazing ost and boss design. i only wish the fight could've lasted longer. this shit's so cool
0) bubble blast galaxy (is not in this game)