who had the wise idea of taking a roguelike, the game genre essentially made for people who like listening to podcasts and music while they do other things, and absolutely stuffing it with dialogue. dialogue everywhere. you walk one step and a smug british twat will spit at you and dispense a cloying little one liner or smarmy quip before dissipating. you'll clear a room and another british twat will make a comment to you. you'll blink and someone will have something to say. this game tries to solve the fundamental issue of roguelikes, the repetition, with something new to spice up every run, but it still didn't work cuz this game was boring as hell and i didn't even finish it. SAD!

disclaimer do not try and convince me to like this game it will not work im sorry