I bought this on whim for a buck. I liked the idea and theme of the game but Coffee Crisis is such a poor quality beat um up. Coffee Crisis has to be the worst feeling brawler I've ever played. Hitting enemies, enemy feedback, attack range, attack sound are all so weak and off putting. Nothing feels good. It's like just go into a group of enemies and just mash and hope you stun lock them before they hit you. You can die very easy in this game as well, even on normal. There are lots of enemies that love to just hang back and shoot projectiles at you while your ganged up by others. So much fun being chipped away. Then there are some enemies or bosses that have infinite armor and can't be stunned. It almost feels like an arcade coin muncher in the worst ways possible. Even it's theme and unffunny story don't save it. I'd pass on this even if it's cheap and your bored.

Reviewed on Nov 11, 2022


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