This review contains spoilers

This is the best Zelda game I ever played. Like, the story is tear jerking, incredible, wonderful, left me speechless. You play as Zelda, a man with a simple ambition, to Link your crossbow training (whatever that means). Anyway, in the game, you fire Zelda's crossbow into wooden targets. When you shoot your first arrow, it is like youve stared into the asshole of infinity. The time knife, if you will. Throughout your fifty hour campaign you reveal several twists (which I will not spoil because that would be rude) but it made me CRY OH MY GOD. Link's Crossbow training is not a training game for a cross bow, but a training game for your life. Aim your cross bow, and shoot the arrow of love and passion into your fiery, steamy heart.

Reviewed on Oct 11, 2022


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