If you told me a couple months ago, having never played Alan Wake or any Remedy games, that Alan Wake 2 would be one of my favorite games of all time, I'd say, "I'll be damned if that's true.". Well, I'll be damned, because this game is now in my top 5 of all time conversation.

IT'S NOT A LAKE. IT'S AN OCEAN.
IT'S NOT A LOOP. IT'S A SPIRAL.