nintendo really expects me to believe this is the "new" super mario bros when its 15 years old? what a scam

A NEW MARIO GAME NO WAY

i thought id write a lot but all of a sudden i feel compelled to simply say its the most innovative shooter ive played in years?

I love to play Raid: Shadow Legends™ while listening to audiobooks with Audible™ on my Raycons™. After I have maxed out my favourite champion I like to cook meals with Blueapron™ and watch my favourite TV shows on VRV™ and keeping my internet secured using Nord™VPN™™™™. Which reminds me, I need to shave my cock™ and balls™ with Manscaped™™™™™

Hideo Kojima who?

This game would be better with some math

You shoot DK in the ass with bug repellent.