I'm preemptively giving this 5/5 stars cause I know deep in my boners this is gonna be the second coming of god, step aside Jesus, Sonic's here and he's gonna beat you up call you names and snatch your lunch money, cause we have a new god and his names Sonic The Fucking Hedgehog!

edit, disappointment, just like what my father told me when he found out I was a Sonic fan

Reviewed on Sep 28, 2023


2 Comments


7 months ago

Glimpsed this review when it was at a 10/10 so seeing the harsh, sobering reality and the 5 point drop is like watching someone meet God and then he calls them a slur.

7 months ago

this comment made me laugh harder than it should have lol,