Not only the greatest open world game of all time, but the greatest game of all time period. Amazing story, amazing characters, amazing world, there's so much to do even when the story is finished...it will keep you entertained for literally years on end. Play it at least once; your life isn't complete unless you do so.

It's meh on its own but it helped me distract myself from my dog's passing so i'm giving it an extra star

I made the unholy mistake of playing this for 15 straight hours

Game was so forgettable that I forgot literally everything about it right after I finished it

Trophy dispenser (also you can't pet them so it's automatically bad)

0.5'd on principle

ow the edge

Physics doesn't exist here

TOM wasn't kidding. That sixth level is no joke.

The multiplayer component is really fun if you can grab a couple of friends, and it's probably the closest to a Saints Row 2 multiplayer revival we'll get...even though this game predates it by about three years. But for PS2 and PC, revival servers are up...you just need the game.

I can't even make Cory dance because the game is so broken that it crashes whenever I have a memory card in my console. Then when I take it out it's so glitchy that it doesn't even play music.

The biggest piece of shit I have ever played. Collision detection is awful, there's no grace period after getting hit by something, the handling makes LJN's racing games look like the pinnacle of gaming...it's just baaaad. Stay away from this game. Get Cartoon Network Speedway on the Game Boy Advance if you want a CN-themed kart racer. It is way way way way WAY better.

piracy is no party