About three months ago I started playing nothing but Picross on my Switch, whether that's a sign of me losing interest in the system or me growing older is up for interpretation. Essentially my version of when my grandma played crossword puzzles for hours as she watched Monday Night Raw, except I'm playing Picross as I'm catching up with NXT. I could theoretically be playing Picross until the next ice age considering how much of it there is, but regardless...

Mario's Super Picross may as well be training from hell in preparation for the easy shit in the S Series. When I was a Picross rookie I used to think the stuff in Genesis/Master System edition were hard, but then Wario came along and slapped me in the face with shit that took me upwards of an hour to figure out, and now I'm the Picross Pope. You know what though? Good for him, Wario's a chill motherfucker with his lack of time limit and not breaking my fingers if I mark an incorrect space like that asshole Mario, who flat out expects me to have that shit on his desk by 5 o'clock sharp with a finger smashing mallet in his hands.

I'm not sure I quite like it as much as the first game on Game Boy, I don't think it's as cute, but I absolutely wouldn't be averse to playing that one again if it shows up on NSO, but alas Nintendo already wants to give us random shovelware titles on Game Boy, so who knows when the hell that will show up. Probably Christmas of next year if we're lucky, hopefully along with Picross 2 that I only knew existed like a few weeks ago.

Mario's Super Peakcross.

I'm not entirely sure what else to put here, but I will say that a few months ago I started trying to learn Japanese characters again and it was pretty cool when I could recognize them in here.

Reviewed on Sep 19, 2023


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7 months ago

By the way, anyone else think it's weird that Super Famicom has it's own system tab while Genesis/Mega Drive and Turbo/PC-Engine are all combined into their own thing? I ain't gonna call a bias or anything but.....

7 months ago

Playing this game randomly on an emulator in 2005 was my first exposure to Picross and I have been beyond godlike at it ever since and like you dutifully working through the babymode stuff that is e and S lately. Thank you Mario and Wario-senseis

7 months ago

@DJSCheddar I remember trying this in ZNES and having zero clue what I was doing. Just randomly hitting the blocks and watching my time fumble, astounded at the riddle that was presented to me, lol.