Events that happen in this game in the 15 minute span in which I take to beat it due to playing it hundreds of times as a kid because it's so short:

-Stimpy's invention explodes and they need to track down all the parts to start it back up and then turn it back off again to keep something bad from happening I guess.
-Immediately attacked by sentient lawnmowers upon leaving your house.
-Go into Mr. Horse's freezer and save a beaver from aimlessly jumping walruses.
-Leave for the zoo with demonic giraffes trying to eat you.
-Get into the zoo's aviary which is located in the baboon's cage for some reason, then pump yourself up full of helium to navigate it.
-Wander into the city and get water shot at you by multiple insane fire chiefs and have eggs dropped on you by demented birds.
-Get chased by the dog catcher and go downhill and try to jump over potholes that are impossible to react to on non-CRT monitors.
-Escape the dog pound, then try to outlast a tag team of roided up pro wrestlers in a ring located underneath said dog pound.
-Go through an acid trip with logs flying in the background and try to avoid man-sized mosquitos and pissed off bobcats punching in the air.
-Shrink in size and get snorted up by the beaver that's attached to Stimpy's Invention and try to turn it off and end the game.
-Credits, happy happy joy joy.

Yeah, it's 15 minutes long but damn is it a fun 15 minutes. You can also just slap Stimpy any time you want.

Reviewed on Apr 26, 2021


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