Me and FMV games have a shaky relationship after they stank up the Sega CD in the west, but this right here is the shit that I crave like the sort of schlock vampire that I truly am.

A choose your own adventure type game with my wisecracking pal Officer Graves, who I am now headcanoning as a Belmont, because you can't fucking stop me. The liners go off constantly like some kind of MST3K commentary, meaning Terror RiffTRAX has full consciousness of it's lack of budget and oozes cheese like overcooked mozzarella sticks. Very much appreciated that minimal effort is needed on my part as well, since any gameplay requirement beyond quickly making choices tends to make FMV games borderline unplayable as my experience has very much told me.

Thanks Detchibe, this almost makes up for B. Rap Boys.