The other day I was laying in bed after waking up, and kinda just started thinking about stuff, which normally isn't great since it tends to be things that put me in a massive depression pit that takes a while for me to climb out of. The usual "thinking too much" process I try to keep at bay with video games, drawing, and doing my best to keep myself around people despite having the charisma and charm of a clogged toilet. It just really bothered me for a while...

What if one day your hand just got bitten off by an alligator? Fuck, now I can't draw or game anymore, because the bastard ate it! No more hobbies for me! I'm a sad rabbit! Luckily Ayla Nonsense has me covered and has made a game that is friendly towards gator survivors. Only one hand? No problem!

JUST
BEAT
ONE
BOSS

One boss, one hand. That's all I need to bitchslap this shithead all the way from Kalamazoo to Timbuktu. I got your number ya underhanded magic mirror magician, you think you can get away with picking on me for my one-handedness?!?! Put that damn cigar out, this is a smoke-free home. I'll show you a card trick and it ain't gonna be pretty. I'm gonna brutalize ya, I'm gonna pulverize ya, I'm gonna smash you into the fucking ground ya smirkin' schnitzel. You're goin' down!!!! LET ME AT'EM!!!!