the alien is so hot sometimes i let him catch me and jerk off

my good friend bought this for me as an expression of our never ending bond

i like u bc u make my gmod not have missing textures

holy shit that dog is ugly i hope it dies

im not trans

i hate being gay

why is that persons name a slur

i played this on the nvidia shield

im gonna build a penis

Wow! I almost feel like a real italian!

THEY DEJEWED THE GOBLINS

my grandmother had a hysterectomy while i was playing this game on my hp laptop in the hospital waiting room. there was this freaky kid there who kept trying to tell me about his jailbroken ipod touch

i 100%d this in 2019 while denying that i was into men

candy crush u made my mom abuse me

that pizza looks sooooo good i can imagine how it tastes and its texture and everythinggg yummy