A painful example of a game trying to imitate Hollywood movies in the least subtle most agonizingly self-serious manner imaginable. The only way to atone for this game's existence would be for Elliot Page to kick David Cage down a long flight of stairs (which I hope happens someday, let's be real that would be tight)

Reviewed on Aug 08, 2022


8 Comments


1 year ago

flight of stairs is too nice i think elliot page should izuna drop david cage

1 year ago

that would also be tight

1 year ago

Why is nobody suggesting Elliot Page shove David Cage into the eternal torture box for as long as Elliot wants him to be in there

1 year ago

I'm not naysaying any of these options. I feel like we should have, like, a roundtable discussion, maybe a few brainstorming sessions, and let Elliot choose the punishment he likes best?

1 year ago

I'll contact his agent about it

1 year ago

thank u <3

1 year ago

Thank you for being my friend!!!!

1 year ago

saaaame <3