A painful example of a game trying to imitate Hollywood movies in the least subtle most agonizingly self-serious manner imaginable. The only way to atone for this game's existence would be for Elliot Page to kick David Cage down a long flight of stairs (which I hope happens someday, let's be real that would be tight)
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that would also be tight
Why is nobody suggesting Elliot Page shove David Cage into the eternal torture box for as long as Elliot wants him to be in there
I'm not naysaying any of these options. I feel like we should have, like, a roundtable discussion, maybe a few brainstorming sessions, and let Elliot choose the punishment he likes best?
I'll contact his agent about it
thank u <3
Thank you for being my friend!!!!
saaaame <3
gruel
1 year ago