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Neo Turf Masters
1996
my friend twist wont yop on neo turf masters bc he's a little bitch that mains ken
they should make a new genre called piece of shit
Gartic Phone
2020
so funny if your friends are actually funny and not mcu liberals
Mass Effect 2
2010
Mmm... I looooove Jack 😏 A TOMBOY!! But uh... she's got fake-up on... 😞 But I still love her anyways!! 😉 Grrrrrowl !! Woof woof !! 🐕 Hah hah hah hah 🐶 scratches ear with foot
Overwatch
2016
I haven't played this game but Tracer is a b-e-a-uty 😉
whistles 😙🎵🎶
Rule 34 😉 mmm mmm 😘
Dunno if I'll play it some day 🤷 Not into shooter games meself 🔫🔫 But I LOOOOOOVE 💖💖💖 TRACER!!!
mmmm... me luv tomboys... 😋 Yummy yum yum!!
whistles 😙🎵🎶
Rule 34 😉 mmm mmm 😘
Dunno if I'll play it some day 🤷 Not into shooter games meself 🔫🔫 But I LOOOOOOVE 💖💖💖 TRACER!!!
mmmm... me luv tomboys... 😋 Yummy yum yum!!
Flower
2009
Happiness is lying in bed, listening to a three-part podcast debunking the Atkins diet, and shotgunning a vintage PS3 tech demo from 2009.
Doom
1993
[changed my mind on this game and reduced my score quite a bit, so this review is now obsolete. i'll write something new that reflects my current opinion at some point]
after years of neglecting DOOM, i actually gave it a real try and found out that it's quite great. i always thought that it would be too old and crusty for me, but the same things that initially kept me from touching this game ended up being what made me enjoy it so much, especially the limitations in your movement.
doomguy can walk and run very fast but he's not particularly agile. he can't jump, crouch or dash and he switches weapons slowly. despite how fluid and fast the movement is, there's also a certain heaviness to the strafing. however, when combined with the great level design and extremely well-balanced enemies, these restrictions make the gameplay so satisfying.
you are frequently outnumbered and the demons often back you into a corner. all you can do is push through by running and shooting. even though the odds seem to be against you at all times, if you grit your teeth and make the correct decisions in mere seconds (picking the best gun for a certain situation; focusing a specific demon over the rest of a horde; repositioning yourself when ambushed) to make the most out of the little you have, then you will thrive. it's a simple loop based on extreme aggressiveness, and the simplicity is what makes it fun. i realized that when i tried one of these modern mods that add loads of new features and it didn't click for me.
furthermore, the guns are punchy (except the pistol, why does it exist), enemies are nice to shoot at, graphics are nasty, sound design is pleasant and demon death animations are always satisfying to watch - even better when you kill 4 guys with a single shotgun blast. i'm almost 30 years late to the party but this is a good game i think
after years of neglecting DOOM, i actually gave it a real try and found out that it's quite great. i always thought that it would be too old and crusty for me, but the same things that initially kept me from touching this game ended up being what made me enjoy it so much, especially the limitations in your movement.
doomguy can walk and run very fast but he's not particularly agile. he can't jump, crouch or dash and he switches weapons slowly. despite how fluid and fast the movement is, there's also a certain heaviness to the strafing. however, when combined with the great level design and extremely well-balanced enemies, these restrictions make the gameplay so satisfying.
you are frequently outnumbered and the demons often back you into a corner. all you can do is push through by running and shooting. even though the odds seem to be against you at all times, if you grit your teeth and make the correct decisions in mere seconds (picking the best gun for a certain situation; focusing a specific demon over the rest of a horde; repositioning yourself when ambushed) to make the most out of the little you have, then you will thrive. it's a simple loop based on extreme aggressiveness, and the simplicity is what makes it fun. i realized that when i tried one of these modern mods that add loads of new features and it didn't click for me.
furthermore, the guns are punchy (except the pistol, why does it exist), enemies are nice to shoot at, graphics are nasty, sound design is pleasant and demon death animations are always satisfying to watch - even better when you kill 4 guys with a single shotgun blast. i'm almost 30 years late to the party but this is a good game i think
Jelly Boy
1995
Y'know how some games just stink of Britishness? I'm not talking about them having Union Jacks or the Queen in them or anything like that - there's just something about the way the characters are drawn and the way the levels named and all the crass attempts at humour in some games - 90s ones in particular - where you can just feel that they were made by some awful little British dude pecking away on a tobacco-stained Amstrad CPC. Jelly Boy is a prime example of this phenomena.
Scalebound
TBD
I hope all videogames will be like this from now on.
a few years my brother beat nes metroid on his 3ds in...a little under 3 hours, i think he told me? fucked up tbh. i wonder if thie poor bastard was aware of this game
