there's just so much about this game that gets under my skin. why does the opening last longer than childbirth? why does the game have to fucking lock you down into linearity in a fucken 2D exploration genre game? why do you get like 80 power bombs? why did you make a plot-focused metroid game oh my GOD. it's weird because i only ever think of negatives when i talk about and play this game but i still think it's enjoyable and competent. i just personally suffer from being unable to be small brained enough to ignore how much of an inferior metroid title it is.

Reviewed on May 16, 2020


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